The captions are amazing! That dog is a lyrical genius.

The Kill Bill one is actually perfect.

I like the concept, but it's even more unlistenable than Justin Bieber straight up.

This is clearly stealth juggalo propaganda.

The music is insane. This is some Russian tragedy shit. “The cold hand of death may have claimed Alexei, but I will not allow you vultures to claim his body! I will guard this small patch of dignity like I guard my small patch of holy Russian soil!” “As you will, Vanya. But soon you will realize that God has died, and these things you stand for are mere phantasms we use to block out the howling winter of reality. And on that day, then we shall feast.”

My ex was all over the triple baconaters. Dude is 120 pounds soaking wet but you just know he's going to drop dead of a heart attack while standing in line some day.

I keep listening to the proper pronunciation over and over. It just sounds like crazy babbling! I think Iceland is fucking with us.

Is that Bob Fossil from the Mighty Boosh? It sounds like him.  “I have a problem. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! You know! With the hand feet! 3-D! Whoa!”

Ketchup chips.

Me too, thank you Adam M.  I was like, “Subway? Is Subway funny? Is it because it's called 'Mikey's' and that's not a very Chinese name? What?”