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Which Off-Brand Breakfast Cereal Are You?

Care to dapple in some apples? If you have to be an off-brand cereal, this one is almost acceptable. The rhyme scheme combined with the dragon who is adorably perplexed by the cereal rings on his nose horn... heck, this might be almost as good as the original cereal. Stay adequate, Apple Dapples.

Apple Dapples

Out of all the off-brand cereal, you might just be the dopest. It has nothing to do with the cereal itself — your success rests on the shoulders of that gorilla on the box. Look at the confidence he exudes while vacuuming up your Cocoa Crunchies (or maybe that's a bazuka?). Either way, bravo. You're almost a winner as long as you have the obscure Cocoa Gorilla on your team.

Cocoa Crunchies

You little prankster! You might live in the silly rabbit's shadow, but that doesn't stop you from trying to be fun and colorful. Just try to reel in your kleptomaniac tendencies every now and then. Nobody wants to be friends with someone who walks around with knapsacks full of stolen cereal.

Pranks

DYNO-BIIIIIIITES! You might not be fruity pebbles, but you certainly get a B+ for trying your best. Plus, who can really tell the difference? You're both just chunks of colorful sugar.

Fruity Dyno-Bites

Ahoy, maties! Don't ever compare yourself to Lucky Charms because if you do, you will lose. Until you can find a frontman as charmingly endearing as a leprechaun, your best bet is to lay low and hopefully carve out your own niche. The completely random nautical route is a great first step.

Marshmallow Mateys

Cowabunga! Fruit Loops has absolutely NOTHING on Fruity Floats because that's the image everyone wants in their head while they'e eating breakfast cereal: floaters. Also, your bear makes for a somewhat convincing mascot, so you get an extra half point... maybe.

Fruity Floats

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Which Off-Brand Breakfast Cereal Are You?

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