DANCING REPUBLICANS & SLURPEES

“It’s as if they drove a car into the ditch and then we had to put on our boots and go down there in the mud, and we’ve been pushing and shoving. And they’ve been standing aside and watching us, and saying, ‘you’re not pushing right, you’re not pushing fast enough’, you know, they’re drinking on a Slurpee or something…” “So we’re huffing and puffing, and we finally get this car out of the ditch, finally have it on level ground. We’re moving forward. And they turn to us and say, ‘we want the keys’,” “Well, you can’t have the keys back. You don’t know how to drive. You got us into the ditch. You can get in the backseat if you want.” - Barack Obama