Crisis Mode: These 5 Birds Exist And I Don't Even Own Any Of Them

They're like the majestic unicorns of fowl.

1. It's the duck of all ducks.

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Is it a pokemon? No, it's a Mandarin Duck, and it looks like it bathed in rainbow sherbert.

2. The 80's called, they want this bird to be their mascot.

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Everybody wants to rave with a Golden Pheasant- he loves catching every DeadMau5 he can eat.

3. Cliche, maybe, but applicable

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You think you know it's a peacock but IN FACT it's a Peafowl, and it's crazy awesome.

4. Maybe the perm was a bad idea

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OR BEST IDEA. It's an African Grey Crowned Crane. They've got a longstanding tiff with jealous condors.

5. Not sure if more adorable or amazingly beautiful

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It's name as almost as cute as it looks- Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher. Makes me want to speak in high pitched gibberish and tickle it's orange cheeks.