3. ‘I just popped out to re-set the internet, but I’m not quite sure what to do next.’
13. ‘Would you mind giving me the directions again?’
15. ‘Sorry, I’ve completely forgotten what I was going to say.’
Ailbhe Malone is the UK lifestyle editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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