1. Alcohol’s been on your radar for a while. You probably had a sniff of whiskey as a kid.
3. Maybe they let you have a glass of wine with your dinner.
4. You try and style it out with older friends at school. Yeah, you’ve totally been drunk. For real!
5. But it’s time to do things properly. You form a plan.
6. With your fake ID, you approach the pub. Totally inconspicuous.
“Four pints of Fosters, a Southern Comfort and Bitter Lemon, a Blue WKD…and, erm, a packet of crisps please.”
7. The bartender sees right through you.
Or in this case, the bear-tender.