1. The voyeur.
2. The parent.
3. The birdwatcher.
4. The Disney fan.
5. The loverboy.
6. The Breaking Bad fan.
7. The dessert fan.
8. The pet owner.
9. The creep.
10. The surrealist.
11. The cook.
12. The extrovert.
13. The connoisseur.
14. The other parent.
15. The weird relationship.
16. The one that should have been a phone call.
17. The overreaction.
