1. You see nothing strange about juicing at midnight for the next day.
2. This is the kind of sale you get excited about.
3. You no longer freak out about juicing beetroots .
4. And you never forget to peel a citrus fruit.
5. You have at least three 'Green Monster' recipes.
6. When you first bought your juicer, you couldn't believe how quick and easy it was.
7. But now you know all its flaws.
8. You can't believe you ever spent so much on bottled juices.
9. Although you now spend the equivalent on ingredients for fresh juices.
10. Your counter-top looks like this the whole time.
11. And your fridge looks like this.
12. You have so many opinions about Mason jars.
13. You have a fine-tuned ginger gauge.
14. You know where you stand re: wheatgrass.
15. You have cried over spilled juice.
16. And even though it's time-consuming.
17. And you seem to spend your life cleaning up.
18. You're pretty sure you're healthier than when you began.
