Make sure to click the volume button so you can hear the Sheikh's adorable laugh!
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"Salaam Sheikh. What number do you use on your beard clipper? My wife thinks you’re cute."
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"I know there is a debate about whether Doritos are halal or not, but WILL I GET THEM IN HEAVEN?"
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"How do you keep your whites so fresh? Is there a special-order Sheikh-brand detergent?"
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5.
"Are you taken? Just asking. For a sister."
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6.
"So, is that four wives minimum?"
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7.
"Do you condemn ISIS? From the show Archer, I mean. Can I watch Archer?"
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8.
"Hey, mister, are you Islam?"
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9.
"Uh, Sheikh, is my wudu invalidated if a kid who climbs on my back during prayer pees his pants?"
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10.
"If eating pigs is allowed on an island when you're starving, is masturbation allowed if I'm a buster, romantically speaking?"
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11.
"When you ask us to prioritize having Iman in our life, you mean the supermodel, right?"
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12.
"Is coffee considered a drug? CAUSE I AM ADDICTED, SHEIKH, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME STOP."
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13.
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real Imam Sahib"
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14.
"Am I allowed to name my son Ibn Badass?"
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15.
"Has anyone ever told you that you should drop a mixtape? Your adhan is hype."
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16.
"If I take a Gatorade bath after basketball with the brothers, am I considered ritually pure?"
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17.
"I know that regulation size for beards is that it should be fist-sized with shaved mustache, but what about... other body hairs?"
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18.
"I know we don't celebrate Christmas, but can I at least pretend so that I get presents anyway?"
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19.
"So Sheikh, what's your sign? Wait, is the zodiac haram? I'M A CAPRICORN."
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20.
"I've never heard an Imam laugh before. Can you please laugh and say 'astaghfirullah' for me? THANKS."
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21.
"Can I get four husbands, then?"
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