Here's Why No One Should Have An American Car

    AmeriCAN'T build a car, basically.

    1. Ugh, American cars are so ugly and slow.

    2. The cars age poorly.

    3. They're totally fragile and can't weather the elements at ALL.

    4. European and Japanese cars are clearly the superior option.

    5. There's just no love between an American car and its owner.

    6. No love at all.

    7. American cars have contributed nothing to the economy.

    8. Can we talk about how much better pop culture would be without American cars? More like the DeNOrean.

    9. Wouldn't Drive have been way better if Gos was sweating over a VW Bug?

    10. That '66 Ford Thunderbird from Thelma and Louise would've looked so much cooler if it were a Nissan.

    11. Steve McQueen should definitely have been driving a Mini-Coop instead of a Mustang in Bullitt.

    12. And Paul Newman should've gone with a Vespa in Hud.

    13. Have there been any good American car designs in the past 10 years? I mean, honestly.

    14. None of the American companies are innovating at all.

    15. There are literally zero environmentally-friendly American cars. Zero.

    16. When was the last time Ford made a good car?

    17. American muscle cars are dead.

    18. The interiors are disgusting.

    19. The Chrysler 300 is frankly too handsome.

    20. And this 2016 Corvette looks a little TOO much like the Batmobile.

    21. Honestly, there are no reasons at all to have an American car. They’re ugly and they suck.