THE RULES
1. Scroll through and and make sure to read every tweet fully.
2. Try not to laugh!
3. If you laugh, you lose!
4. Tell us how you did in the comment section and which tweet was the hardest for you.
You think you're a toughie who doesn't laugh at anything, huh?
1.
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
2.
@XboxSupport i accidtnly shot a man in GTA are you able to see if he is ok? he was wearing a red shirt and i shot him with a rocket launcher
Well, these tweets will break you down.
3.
omfg i HATE when kids scream in public... u have no real problems. it should be me screaming. ME
4.
Age 15: someday I'm going to own a Ferrari Age 20: maybe I'll get a BMW someday Age 25: I hope someone in a Mercedes hits me in a crosswalk
You can try not to laugh. But you will.
5.
Wear a fanny pack during sex in case one of you gets hungry for a granola bar
6.
im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive
Don't lie!
7.
Before getting married, ask ya girl if she'd leave you for Zayn Malik. If she says no, well there's no point building a marriage on lies
8.
If my wig fell off in public, I would leave it and just start running. I would not stop running till I get to heaven.
9.
This might be the most twitter thing ever: random dude telling the pope to go and read the bible.
10.
USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product TWITTER: likes are now florps USERS: what TWITTER: timeline goes sideways
The following tweet is completely real btw.
11.
I want to die.
12.
wife: go see if the baby sleeping *walks into baby's room* baby: corporations exploit our insecurities for profit me: no babe she woke af
13. Didn't laugh yet? Check the username.
I am a property developer building commercial and residential property in south India
14.
When your masculinity is fragile but you like ambience.
How rude of you to not laugh. How rude!
15.
The genie sang that whole song about how he's gonna be Aladdin's best friend ever right in front of the monkey
16.
my mum just heard hotline bling & is convinced its about the transition of a child into adolescence from a mothers pov. i'm screaming.
Ahhhhhh. Feels good to let loose, doesn't it?
17.
My grandma just said something racist. She's been dead for 15 years. Everyone is screaming.
18.
*names son DJ* *goes to his athletic event* "Go DJ!" [to other parents] "That's my DJ"
19. This is you:
[in the club, everyone grinding on dance floor] me [screaming]: SO HOW DO YOU GUYS ALL KNOW EACH OTHER
20.
baby: s.... sh.... mom: omg her first words! baby: sHUT DOWN GUANTANAMO BAY, SPEAK UP ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS
Give in to the laughter.
21.
What's everybody's favorite bird? I'll go first. Birds are sky garbage. Fuck your favorite bird.
22.
When you get stranded on Earth without your photon weapons so you just have to come up with a job & survive
Every. Time.
23.
Whom tryna send me nudes
24.
BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES
25. ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Your call is very important to us, Please enjoy this 25 minute sax solo
26.
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
Almost there...
27.
*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait* omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall
28.
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy
29.
- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7