1.
The terrible gamble of watching a PG-13 movie with your parents.
2.
Getting home after Eid prayer and trying to avoid all the stares at your thobe or shalwar kameez.
3.
Having to deal with unbelie-heeeeee-vable questions in school.
4.
Getting lectured by your parents about your misplaced values.
5.
And then transforming into a different person at school when your parents were around.
6.
Crying literal tears of joy when you found halal marshmallows.
7.
Earnestly hoping that dua will give you an A++++++ on a test.
8.
Learning that "God Willing" had two entirely different meanings.
9.
Let's be honest though. It really only had one meaning.
10.
Lying to someone's face with full knowledge they could turn things nuclear by just saying "wallahi?".
11.
Having to explain the lota in the bathroom and feeling a little ashamed on behalf of your friends' unwashed buttholes.
12.
Making the mistake of using your left hand, ever.
13.
Not being able to take your hijab off at school in front of boys OR girls without stares.
14.
Having at least one family member who reacted to dogs like this.
15.
Slugging through racks and racks to find modest-yet-cute clothing.
16.
Trying to keep it cool during prayer with friends.
17.
Zoning out during prayer due to literally having a child-like attention span.
18.
Sweat forming on your teacher's brow when you said you wanted to be a chemist.
19.
Having at least one framed photo of some sort of hovering Qur'an in your house.
20.
This constant lecture on double standards.
21.
Wearing a hijab as a child at least once, regardless of your gender.
22.
Coming to a birthday party and the only thing to eat was pepperoni pizza.
23.
Finding some vindictive post-Christmas pleasure on Eid.
24.
Making dua that this is NOT the last year you get Eid money.
25.
Seriously though. 🌄🌄👑😎EID. 💫💫💫MONEYYYYY. 💰💰💰