Classic Christmas Movies Reimagined As Low-Budget Knockoffs

    You know you'd love to hate-watch each and every one of these.

    Andrea Hickey
    by Andrea Hickey

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1.

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    Most quoted line: "He woke, then sprang up; something just wasn't right. He'd neglected to turn his alarm on last night! Or– three nights ago? What day was today? Two days after Christmas?! He'd slept it away. The Blurch checked his phone. Two voicemails– no, three! 'I'll be better next year,' The Blurch cried, 'You'll see!'"

    2.

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    Most quoted line: "Sorry, son. I don't really know what's happening to me, but I think I'm becoming Santa. I have to neglect you even more than I was before to go live at the North Pole. This is all my fault somehow. I'm sorry."

    3.

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    Most quoted line: "Stand clear of the closing doors, please."

    4.

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    Most quoted line: "Oh no! We're on a plane traveling out of the country, and we have just realized that our son is still at home! I guess it's true what the've all been saying about us: we are bad, bad parents!"

    5.

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    Most quoted line: "...And that's the lesson we all learned this Christmas. I'm glad we took the time to learn it. It was very meaningful, and extremely important. Merry Christmas, everyone!"

    6.

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    Most quoted line: "Oh, fluffer-huff! Leave me alone, the lot of you! You shall not pry my fortune from my cold, penny-pinching, Victorian fingers, be it Christmastime or otherwise! And as for you, Teeny Tom– well, you can just go to Hell!"

    7.

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    Most quoted line: "Pauline, you're gonna have to make a choice right now: either abandon your current life in the big city as a fashion consultant, or stay here, and take over for your ailing father as the new owner of this run-down mall. You can't tell me these past few days have meant nothing to you– that the spirit of Christmas hasn't given you a deeper appreciation for old friendships, malls, and me, your boyfriend for the past two days, Glenn. What do you say?"