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    Traumatize Your Kids For Their Birthday

    Parents of the world: do you have a son or daughter with a birthday coming up? If your answer to this question is yes, and you don’t mind the cost of child therapy, then look no further then Dominic Ceville’s Evil Clown Service.

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    Dominic is a self proclaimed evil clown who, for a fee, will stalk your child for seven days – sending intimidating text messages, making prank phone calls, and leaving traps in mailboxes. The end-goal is to strike the child in the face…with a cake. If the child dodges the cake, they get to enjoy the tasty treat on their special day.

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