What Dumb People Are Searching For On Google

This article in Slate analyzes “less intelligent” vs. “more intelligent” queries and how they effect the suggested search phrases. [Editor's note: so wait, Google doesn't have a secret cabal of goofballs that come up with all the weird suggested searches? That's kind of disappointing.]

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  • A thermos will keep hot things hot and cold things cold. How does it know the difference?

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  • Aww, poor Seal's face :(

  • Christina N. thinks What Dumb People Are Searching For On... is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • I'm more convinced that the “intelligent” queries are probably word for word what some major textbook has written, and every high school kid is too lazy to reword the question.
    Which is my way of saying: there are no intelligent commonly asked questions. All commonly asked questions are equally stupid and lazy. The Google crystal ball tells no lies.

    Alyssa Johnston
    2 years ago
  • “you is my hot rabbit” Superb.

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    2 years ago
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  • “You is a pronoun” just tickled me. I love ambiguity.

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