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    Olde Fashioned Cat Guilt

    Can we please just think of Catholic priests as cats now? Would that make everything better? I was raised super Catholic, so I feel like I am qualified to say it would be much better.

    • 1. I Purrrdon You

    • 2. I am the Shepherd and you are the Kittens

    • 3. Can we convert some milk into Jesus now?

    • 4. Pope John Purr the Second

    • 5. I'm going to molest you!