1. Aaron Carter
Even though it’s 2010, I am still under the impression that it is “Aaron’s Party.”
2. Miley Cyrus
In this scenario, Justin Bieber could play Mary Jane.
3. Nicholas Cage
If you are trying to make the best movie of all time, you need to hire the best actor of all time. Simple science.
4. Soulja Boy
Mary Jane can be his Soulja Girl. Also, Mary Jane will have a donk.
5. Shaun White
This would be a gold medal choice! Do you get that one?!
6. A Real Life Spider
It could do all of its own stunts! Plus they could just CGI the “man” half.