• 1. Aaron Carter

    Even though it's 2010, I am still under the impression that it is “Aaron's Party.”

  • 2. Miley Cyrus

    In this scenario, Justin Bieber could play Mary Jane.

  • 3. Nicholas Cage

    If you are trying to make the best movie of all time, you need to hire the best actor of all time. Simple science.

  • 4. Soulja Boy

    Mary Jane can be his Soulja Girl. Also, Mary Jane will have a donk.

  • 5. Shaun White

    This would be a gold medal choice! Do you get that one?!

  • 6. A Real Life Spider

    It could do all of its own stunts! Plus they could just CGI the “man” half.