i knew a guy named seymour weiner…for real.

Shopped. Poorly.

all fakeness aside, he reminds me of that Elijah-Wood-from-the-mid-90s-look, which leads me to expect he'll be a bundle of hotness when he gets older. So even if his name was Jesus Condom, which it isn't, he'll still be popular with the ladies.

the font itself is bolder and darker. Funny anyway..

Buzzfeed needs a Fake tag.

“Baby, it's okay, Jesus is my condom.”

Isn't his name kind of contradictory? Just saying.

poor guy.