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Just look at that existential disinterest. Another year passed, and what was accomplished? Congratulations on being alive birthday cat, we knew you could do it! We’ll just see how long you can keep it up. See how long it takes to realize that your prime has passed.
To me, it seems like he’s hoping the candles will set the place on fire so he can escape and never be forced to wear a jumper again.
“Birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. With each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing. Enjoy your special day!”
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