• Most Terrifying Children's Toy. Ever.

    In this clip from PBS' always entertaining 'Antiques Roadshow,' the guy on the left talks about how he randomly found this hideously crafted pull toy 20 years ago in a junk shop. The guy on the right matter-of-factly tells him it's a child's toy from around 1900. You are disturbed, frightened, and confused that someone would ever want to play with this creature.

  • Adidas Harnesses the Power of the Force

    This video, which promotes a new Adidas collab with Star Wars, is next level awesome. There's split second shots of the Death Star and fighter planes, hot light saber action and the obligatory pewpewpews, but then Snoop Dogg gets in the mix and things reallllly get crazy. Watch for the robotic cameo at the end!

  • This Woman Really Needs to Talk With Her Hairdresser

    Performed by Lucille Cataldo on the legendary 80s cable access show 'Stairway to Stardom,' this original song is chock full of tips on how her hairstylist can make her look good. She even promises a tip!

  • Hey Man, Don't I Know You?

    In 'Dazed and Confused,' the '90s cult classic homage to high school life in the '70s, the simple phrase 'Hey, man' becomes the glue of every social interaction.

  • Link: Cliff Yablonski Hates You

    Don't bother asking why, it'll only make him hate you more.

  • Jean Teasdale is a Gay Icon?

    But with a name like Baron Maximilian von Felch, you almost don't have a choice.

    Jean Teasdale is a Gay Icon?

    Link: theonion.com

  • MIDI Bodysuit is Way Cooler Than Turntables

    Peque is from Madrid. Peque DJ's by flailing, waving and gyrating his body. Peque is awesome.

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