Response to 24 Haircuts That Everyone Needs To Try In 2015:
#6 is a kid that was shaved by his bullies. That one doesn’t count. Poor kid.
His mom is alive too, but she (and her musical number) was cut out of the first movie.
Response to A School Apparently Made A 5-Year-Old Sign A Contract Promising Not To Kill Anyone After She Pretended Her Crayon Was A Gun:
If she was saying, “Pew, pew, pew,” then she was definitely pretending to be a storm trooper. Obviously she couldn’t shoot anyone if she tried.