On street magic
Mad night out.That little fucker Dynamo has freaked me the fuck out.I'm in awe of him but at the same time the cunts 2 magic for words.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) January 11, 2013
On the importance of education
Love my baby girl with all my heart but I can't wait for her to whack that blazer on tomorrow and get back in that fucking school.#sweet
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) January 7, 2013
On the Mayan 'apocalypse'
So basically the end of the world meant that it pissed down for 3 days.Fucking petrifying.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 23, 2012
On coping with adverse weather conditions
What a cunt of a night.Fucking hate night shoots.Really need a quarter pounder with cheese to warm me cockles.#coldasacunt
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 12, 2012
On self-censorship
Sorry I ain't been about my little twitter massive. Had a bit of a bollocking from the manager. Apparently I'm saying cunt to much. (Whoops)
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) December 6, 2012
On difficult mornings
Have to work today.What a kick up the bollocks.Shout out to those lot still in bed after a heavy one. #luckycunts
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) November 24, 2012
On taking care of yourself
If the body is a temple.At this moment mine's a fucking windowless shed.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) November 1, 2012
On international travel
Packed me bag, 4 thongs 900 cigars and 6 key of grade A coke.Should get me through 10 days.I joke of course, the thongs wouldn't fit.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 15, 2012
Fuck any custom officers out there I'm joking.How many cigars am I aloud again.....I'msure it's like 200.Oh yeah and it's grade C.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 15, 2012
On extraterrestrial life
UFO's.They exist I'm telling ya whether or not there coming down and whacking there fingers up our arses is another story. #wanna believe
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 11, 2012
On pteronarcophobia
I can't believe it.I've just seen a fly. It was a slow fat cunt but never the less it's fucking October.Fucking wound me up no end.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 11, 2012
On the craft of the actor
Fucks your nut right up learning dialogue.Besion....aide....si te plait.Especially this French bollocks.Need a snout.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 8, 2012
On the therapeutic effects of duck ponds
Apologies for the late tweetsi was all over the gaff. I'm in a mad mood feel like taking the littlen to knock about with some ducks. #
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 7, 2012
Yeah.Fuck it I'm gonna get ducked up ta fuck.Me and my little sunnie are gonna treat em to a nice bit of stale bread.#oldschool
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 7, 2012
Well that was weird. Found a lovely pond/lake not a fucking duck in sight. Maybe they was shy.....or maybe they was arrogant........pricks.
— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 7, 2012