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    The New Season Of Nickelodeon's "Doug" Looks Really Dark

    Poor Doug.

    Twitter account Doug Episodes imagines Doug episodes that never were and never will be.

    They're weird and dark and totally accurate.

    Episode 105 "Dig Doug" - Doug buries a list of his favorite foods in the back yard in case his parents find it and forbid him to eat them

    Episode 275 "Dougvelations" - Doug falls into a sewer. Skeeter's there but he looks old. "The world isn't the way you think it is," he says.

    Episode 124 "Doug's New Bike" - Beebe sees Doug riding a bike she threw in the garbage the day before and has him arrested.

    Episode 175 "Museum Doug" - Doug's worried that an upcoming trip to the museum will reveal to his friends that he never learned to read

    Episode 195 "Doug's Funeral" - Doug's gravestone just says "Funny" on it

    Here's some more fake episodes.

    Episode 115 "Doug's Big Test" -Doug studies hard for his algebra test but on the way there he trips and falls into a bathtub full of spiders

    Episode 119 "Doug's Ex Friend" - Doug has to stop being friends with Skeeter after he and Skeeter's dad accidentally see each other naked

    Episode 121 "Truant Doug" - Doug's late to school, causing an especially bad Anxiety Nosebleed that puts him in the hospital for 4 months.

    Episode 137 "Doug and the Wall" - Doug gets expelled for seeing "Damn" written on a wall

    Episode 150 "Doug's Best Day" - Doug is allowed to try soda on the first anniversary of his twin brother's death

    Episode 182 "Doug in England" - Doug loses his journal in London. A young man finds it & is so sad, he starts Radiohead (feat. Thom Yorke)

    Episode 192 "Doug's Secret" - Doug waits till 3 am when his family's asleep and nervously tastes his own pee.

    Episode 237 "Doug's Suspended" - Someone draws a picture of a bra on a locker and Doug accidentally loudly cums right in front of Mr. Bone