3. You can curse freely around your home without worrying you’re being overheard by impressionable little goblins.
5. You won’t need to stress about your body basically exploding from the agony of childbirth.
14. Your life will be blissfully free of bodily fluids that aren’t your own.
…unless that’s something you’re into, in which case, live yo’ life.
24. You don’t have to give up your hobbies. You can ↓→+P for the rest of your amazing, fun, childfree life.
25. Since there are no kiddos running around, you get to watch porn whenever you want!
28. Being child-free makes being an adult that much more fun!
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