1.You get to utilize all your free time making treats for the grandkids.
2.You get to spend quality time with children, but you can give them back to their parents when you get sick of them.
3.You get to witness the miracle of life without having to deal with the stress and pain of it all.
4.You get to mess with your grandkids and let their parents deal with the fallout.
5.You get to use a cane, even if you don't really need it.
6.You get small hands to help you with your hobbies. They'll listen to you because you're a wise elder.
7.It's a wonderful gift to have a young, active brain around to soak up all your knowledge.
8.The authorities are way more lenient on old people. Feel like robbing a bank? Go for it. Just say your grandson needs a PS4 for his birthday and they'll let you off with a warning.
9.The only time there's a real obligation is on holidays.
10....like Christmas. Christmas at Grandma's house is the best.
