2. What they mean - “Approximately 1.3 people are able to fit in your apartment at any given time.”
4. What they mean - “You won’t believe this is legally allowed to be called a closet!”
6. What they mean - “There aren’t any actual windows in here but lightbulbs count as natural, right?”
8. What they mean - “You will definitely have to replace these original hardwood floors.”
10. What they mean - “Please ignore the fact that there are no doors in this entire apartment.
11. What they say - “The home office is so convenient for work!”
12. What they mean - “There’s a crawl space under the stairs so idk, I guess you can put a computer there.”
14. What they mean - “You actually might die because that thing right outside the window is covered in fungus.”
16. What they mean - “Your private functions will be on display to everyone.”
17. What they say - “This kitchen is a chef’s dream come true.”
18. What they mean - “This kitchen is a chef’s dream come true because you’ll definitely have to eat out every night.”
19. What they say - “You won’t believe how charming this cottage is!”
20. What they mean - “It hasn’t been updated since the 1970s.”
22. What they mean - “After ten minutes of driving around the block, you’ll probably just try to cram your car wherever.
24. What they mean - “There is no way you could make this house livable without an army of professionals and tens of thousands of dollars.”
27. What they say - “It’s just steps from plenty of amenities!”
28. What they mean - “You can totally still count miles in terms of steps, right?”
29. What they say - “There’s so much outdoor space it’s practically it’s own room.”
30. What they mean - “If you want to go outside, you’ll just have to stick your head out the window or something.”
31. What they say - “Don’t worry, we’ll find the perfect place soon!”
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