1. This Facebook fan page.
2. This book's subject matter.
3. This reminder to be careful about when and where you play volleyball.
4. This helpful fortune.
5. This sign, for anyone who was planning on drinking mouthwash and then falling asleep next to their drug dealer.
6. This speed limit posting.
7. The explanation for this movie's rating.
8. The weirdest Netflix category ever.
9. This product that's perfect for gum-chewing candlemakers and basically no one else.
10. This thank you note for a totally normal nighttime occurrence.
11. This athlete's bio.
12. The serving size for these carrots, as if anyone pays attention to serving sizes anyway.
13. This sale of the century.
14. This calendar for animal lovers.
15. These movies' listed running times.
16. The Alexander Hamilton Institute's insistence on reserving their rights in Scandinavian, which isn't actually a singular language.
17. This utensil holder.
18. This pick-up line.
19. This café's operating hours.
20. This job opening.
21. This clothing rack.
22. This incredible sale.
23. This get well card.
