The 23 Most Ridiculous Talk Show Episodes Ever

    Because who hasn't been seduced by French fries before?

    1. When an extremely difficult decision had to be made.

    2. The time that this gigantic cotton ball monster was somehow supposed to help cure a woman of her fears.

    3. And this terrifying chicken was brought out to do the same.

    4. The time Maury's guest proposed a totally valid reason for why they are not cheating.

    5. And when another guest gave a similarly reasonable explanation as to how they aren't cheating.

    6. When Gregg revealed his deepest fears.

    7. When we explored the Mystery of the Magically Appearing Tooth.

    8. When this woman talked about her unique dining habits.

    9. When the dangers of Flower-Dwelling Ants were revealed.

    10. When this marriage was discussed.

    11. This riveting exploration of the workings of genetics.

    12. And this similarly sound biological argument.

    13. The time we learned that everyone has a price.

    14. Whether it's pizza or french fries.

    15. When Helen was ready to SHUT DOWN the hanky panky.

    16. When we learned all about Bob's trust issues.

    17. The episode that explored America's lesser-known obsessions.

    18. Obsessions that, whether you understand them or not, are very important to these people.

    19. When Don told us to refer to him by this completely valid and logical title.

    20. Darren's search for an understanding partner.

    21. When we learned the science behind disappearing condoms. As in, there is no science there.

    22. When Donny did a great job of narrowing down the possibilities of who could be the father.

    23. And when this girl met 50 MEN (50 MEN!) on the internet.