I would be pants over the ketchup at Whataburger!

Dude I love white people.. Yall rock.

I love the irony in his wearing a Tapout shirt. haha

I miss Whataburger.

I bet he was #44. Those impatient Texans…

Protip: Make sure that the guy you're picking a fight with isn't a wrestler.

get off the roids, start wearing underpants, and leave the temple guard necklace at home

Seems like a typical St. Patrick's Day to me.

To be fair those cheeseburgers are freaking great.

Ahhh makes me love Texas even more.  Srsly though I love Texas. AINT NO RED NECK REPUBLICAN NEITHER.

Favorite moments: the guys who laugh and joke, “Only in America” and “we're #1.” Also, did you catch how the woman behind the counter casually calls out: “Number 44” in the middle of the fight?

Obviously, a St. Patty's Day gone wrong.

Now that you've commented or whatever you were gonna do down here, scroll back up and watch the video one more time. You'll want a clear memory in your head for 2025, when you're sitting around watching “15 Minutes Again”, the new Fox show that catches up with the viral sensations from Web 2.0's early days. You'll learn that after two marriages and two divorces, Josh is working as a deckhand on an oil-patch crew boat out of Port Lavaca, living in an unfurnished, rusting mobile home with a stained mattress on the floor during the week or so he's off every other month, and drinking away the part of his check that's left after the child support payments to the four meth addicts he's boinked while drunk over the years. You'll also learn about the more mundane and telling aspects of Josh's life… His favorite beer: Milwaukee's Best
His smoke of choice: GPC Menthol Full Flavor
His car: A rusted-out Honda Civic that might once have been gray, or maybe blue.
His retirement plan: Start limping around town; find doctor willing to write letter mentioning incurable gout; collect disability. Sit back in a brand-new lawn chair from Wal-Mart, take a sip offa that 40-oz. Keystone (retirees deserve an upgrade!), light up a GPC, and enjoy the good life.
And his favorite meal: One o' them bacon-n-sausage omelets that Teena down at the truckstop makes just for him (he's got his eye on her, don't you worry) or—what else?—a cheeseburger and fries from Whataburger. Yep, the more things change, the more things stay the same in small-town Texas. And that's just how they like it.

Proves that the more you talk, the less you can actually fight.

Can Texas be allowed to be its own country? Seriously, some of them actually want to, it would essentially give Democrats a nice boost in Washington, and well, we wouldn't have to deal with Texas most importantly. Is anyone not from/related to/doing business with Texas actually thankful for some reason that its part of the U.S.A.?

That Josh seems like a real nice fella.

But you don't understand. It's not just a cheeseburger, it's a Whataburger! It's a Texas thang.

Stupid Americunts!

I for one object to the green go-go pants which are unacceptable outside of a rollerskating rink, which is clearly not the setting of this film.