This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Nov 15, 201425 Completely Logical Thoughts You Have When You See Your Ex*Googles how to be invisible*by MoCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. If the floor could swallow me whole right now, that'd be great. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. A cute stranger who doesn't mind being my new boyfriend for the next two minutes would be awesome. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. What's somebody gotta do to get a wild animal stampede going on? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. I need a bodyguard. I need a job that could pay for said bodyguard. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. If aliens ever chose a time to abduct someone, this would be ideal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. I wouldn't say no to a well placed worm hole at this very moment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. If someone is ever going to kidnap me for ransom, dear god let it be now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. If only I could lose 10 pounds with the snap of a finger. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. It's a shame I never learned to vomit on command. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. How confident am I in my ability to pull off having amnesia? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Throwing myself in front of that car might be a tad dramatic...? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Why do I go anywhere without my highly confrontational BFF? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. What would Taylor Swift do? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Maybe don't do that... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. I'm just going to casually hide behind this thing here. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT. Eye contact has been made. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Why are you coming over here? Can you not feel my hatred from there?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. I will be polite and cordial no matter what. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. MAKE EXIT NOW. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. *Walks away* What just happened?!?!? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. I'm OK, I'm OK, I'm OK. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. No. Wait. I really am OK! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. No emotional hemorrhaging here! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. ZERO FEELS! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. BYE FELIPE. I'M OUT. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF