Highly Topical Halloween Costume Ideas For You To Use This Year

Being a witch five years is a row stopped being cute four years ago. What better Halloween costume to choose than one that is topical (and sometimes sexy!). Now you'll always remember 2013 as the year you dressed up as _____, and not the year that you drank so many orange and black Jell-O shots that you puked all over your friend's front lawn. Good for you!

1. Miley Cyrus

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What you'll need: Some weird nude-colored plastic-y material that can probably be found at your local hardware store. Two tiny buns on the top of your head, and the balls to shave the rest of it. A foam finger. A friend to show up in a Beetlejuice costume.

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Or you could just walk around naked with a hammer and a silver yoga ball.

3. What Does the Fox Say?

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What you'll need: A fox suit and some impressive dance moves.

4. Gatsby

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What you'll need: A really nice suit. Unless you're as dashingly handsome as Leo, people probably won't get it until you start calling everyone "ol' sport."

5. Paula Deen

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What you'll need: A fabulous gray wig. Bonus points if you ride various things throughout the entire night. Just don't say that word.

6. Retired Pope Benedict XVI

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What you'll need: A pope costume with a big t-shirt over it that reads "too pooped to pope", a baseball cap, a pair of sunglasses, and some Jesus sandals.

7. Walter White

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What you'll need: A fierce goatee, a bald head, a nice fedora, and a reckless addiction to power.

Although, by the time Halloween rolls around, he could be missing half of his face too.