one person probably did it and now they think everyone does it or something.

rectal beer bong? the classy teens only use champagne.

DUH!
LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!

this has been going around for years, but the really funny part is that elizabeth erwin totally had those props in her desk already

This just gave me some good ideas. Thanks news media!

Someone's been drinking that vodka she's got…

a reporter looking for the pullitzer winning story that will put her on the fast track to CNN, and a local cop who likes to pretend he's solving murders in downtown manhattan

This isn't new, i know kids that did this 20 years ago.

Wouldn't that BURN? The good news is that it probably works as a very good birth control.

Wow, an entire shot of vodka in just one tampon. So, are they inserting 8 of them at once, or is this just scaremongering? I'm going with the latter. You've gotta love sweeps-week!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

WTF? How SAD must your life be to resort to something like this, just to get a buzz? Really?

You know how much that would hurt? BS. Take a shot and then lick. See how fast you get punched in the face.

This must be a really, really small town. Right? RIGHT?

hahahahaha! Now they're just making shit up! I guarantee that campus pig never dealt with a tampon drunk teen and maaaaybe that hospital saw one incident. Beer bongs up the ass….this reporter saw Jackass and wanted to add that to her lame ass story.

You can pour liquor in your eyes and get drunk, too. But then there's the blindness issue…

I thought this was a trend like 3 years ago? but still, wtf. why?

Oh, please…

easily…EASILY the stupidest and most disgusting thing I have ever heard

I don't know, this is a local cop. Spreading scare-mongering about drugs and alcohol is what they do. And local news puts it on all its promos to get viewers (the equivalent of link-whoring). Notice the doctor is only speaking theoretically, not that he's actually seen it.  Remember the sex wristbands that American parents had a collective freak-out over only to have the whole thing be an urban legend? This looks like the same deal.