Iranian Soccer Players Banned For Ass Grabbery

The Iran Football Federation banned two of its players and fined them $40,000 each for “committing immoral acts” during a goal celebration. Personally, I don’t want to live in a world where teammates can’t squeeze each others’ tuchises in times of joy.

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