Iranian Soccer Players Banned For Ass Grabbery

The Iran Football Federation banned two of its players and fined them $40,000 each for “committing immoral acts” during a goal celebration. Personally, I don’t want to live in a world where teammates can’t squeeze each others’ tuchises in times of joy.

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      “banned two of its players and fined them $40,000 each for “committing immoral acts” during a goal celebration.” Why did the guy who got his arse grabbed ALSO get banned & fined??? WTF ! Like it was consensual!?!?!

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      No homo.

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      imnotokaywiththis.jpeg but… Theres a difference between “squeezing a tushie” in celebration and going for a grundle massage. And it looks like the man on the receiving end of this victory salute was not to happy.

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