Definitive Ranking Of "The Bachelorette's" Men's Careers

In order of the jobs you would never wish for down to the ones you have always dreamed of.

25. Tax Accountant

ABC

A tax accountant is the only thing worse than a regular accountant... (which is number 24).

24. Accountant

ABC

Credit is due, accountants are quite intelligent. But soooo boring.

23. Farmer

ABC

Farmers are hard workers! Great work ethic and sexy tan lines. But do you really want to wake up at the crack of dawn and drive a tractor? Eh.

22. Urgent Care Physician

ABC

If you want to be any kind of Physician, much respect. But do you know how many years of med school this career requires?? Too Many.

21. Bartender

ABC

No one really "aspires" to be a bartender. Except Nick Miller.

20. Former Pro Baseball Player

ABC

Pro Baseball Player = Cool. Former Pro Baseball Player = Unemployed.

19. Attorney

ABC

It's a lawyer. Boo.

18. Wedding Event Coordinator

ABC

Not everyone's cup of tea. But I'm sure Tasos is a pro.

17. Sponsorship Salesman

ABC

It's ambiguous yet specific. Not the kind of job you'd quit your current job for.

16. Software Sales Executive

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Well if you have to be in sales, be an executive. ($$)

15. Telecommunication Marketer

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It's probably the type of job that gives out free sodas and has glass-walled offices.

14. Opera Singer

ABC

Sure, why not. You sing in the shower, don't you?

13. Advertising Executive

ABC

Isn't this what Chandler Bing does? Bonus Points.

12. Hairstylist

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Pros: You make your own hours, you get good tips, and you always look fly. Cons: You have to tell people you're a hairstylist.

11. Sports Medicine Manager

ABC

He's a manager. He deals with sports. I guarantee you this position comes with no small paycheck. Things are starting to look up!

10. Beverage Sales Manager

ABC

You just want this job because you think you can get drunk at work. Shame on you.

9. Pantsapreneur

ABC

Pantsapreneur...an entrepreneur of pants? Ok sure. Follow your heart.

8. Social Media Marketer

ABC

Basically what every new college grad thinks they'll be doing right off the bat. Sadly, this is not the case.

7. Basketball Coach

ABC

You want this job because secretly you think that one day they'll make a movie about you.

6. Personal Trainer

ABC

If you really think that being a personal trainer has a lot of "perks"... well, you might be right. Go get 'em.

5. Firefighter

ABC

If you don't think a firefighter should be this high on the list, visit any 3rd grade classroom. Those kiddos will remind you what you wanted to be when you were 7.

4. Helicopter Pilot

ABC

Do you really need an explanation? Come on. You're jealous, you know it.

3. Snowboard Product Developer

ABC

This lucky man gets to design and test snowboards. And get paid for it?? What a life.

2. Pro Golfer

ABC

Pro-anything is pretty sweet. You'd be driving golf carts and wearing some very bright patterns as well.

1. Explorer

ABC

Magellan, Columbus, You! As an explorer you could travel the world and discover where your heart lies. Before his untimely death, Eric Hill was a top contender on The Bachelorette.