Definitive Ranking Of “The Bachelorette’s” Men’s Careers

In order of the jobs you would never wish for down to the ones you have always dreamed of.

25. Tax Accountant

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A tax accountant is the only thing worse than a regular accountant… (which is number 24).

24. Accountant

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Credit is due, accountants are quite intelligent. But soooo boring.

23. Farmer

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Farmers are hard workers! Great work ethic and sexy tan lines. But do you really want to wake up at the crack of dawn and drive a tractor? Eh.

22. Urgent Care Physician

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If you want to be any kind of Physician, much respect. But do you know how many years of med school this career requires?? Too Many.

21. Bartender

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No one really “aspires” to be a bartender. Except Nick Miller.

20. Former Pro Baseball Player

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Pro Baseball Player = Cool. Former Pro Baseball Player = Unemployed.

19. Attorney

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It’s a lawyer. Boo.

18. Wedding Event Coordinator

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Not everyone’s cup of tea. But I’m sure Tasos is a pro.

17. Sponsorship Salesman

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It’s ambiguous yet specific. Not the kind of job you’d quit your current job for.

16. Software Sales Executive

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Well if you have to be in sales, be an executive. ($$)

15. Telecommunication Marketer

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It’s probably the type of job that gives out free sodas and has glass-walled offices.

14. Opera Singer

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Sure, why not. You sing in the shower, don’t you?

13. Advertising Executive

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Isn’t this what Chandler Bing does? Bonus Points.

12. Hairstylist

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Pros: You make your own hours, you get good tips, and you always look fly. Cons: You have to tell people you’re a hairstylist.

11. Sports Medicine Manager

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He’s a manager. He deals with sports. I guarantee you this position comes with no small paycheck. Things are starting to look up!

10. Beverage Sales Manager

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You just want this job because you think you can get drunk at work. Shame on you.

9. Pantsapreneur

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Pantsapreneur…an entrepreneur of pants? Ok sure. Follow your heart.

8. Social Media Marketer

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Basically what every new college grad thinks they’ll be doing right off the bat. Sadly, this is not the case.

7. Basketball Coach

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You want this job because secretly you think that one day they’ll make a movie about you.

6. Personal Trainer

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If you really think that being a personal trainer has a lot of “perks”… well, you might be right. Go get ‘em.

5. Firefighter

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If you don’t think a firefighter should be this high on the list, visit any 3rd grade classroom. Those kiddos will remind you what you wanted to be when you were 7.

4. Helicopter Pilot

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Do you really need an explanation? Come on. You’re jealous, you know it.

3. Snowboard Product Developer

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This lucky man gets to design and test snowboards. And get paid for it?? What a life.

2. Pro Golfer

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Pro-anything is pretty sweet. You’d be driving golf carts and wearing some very bright patterns as well.

1. Explorer

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Magellan, Columbus, You! As an explorer you could travel the world and discover where your heart lies. Before his untimely death, Eric Hill was a top contender on The Bachelorette.

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