“Right now my nose is getting painted. Now that is odd.”
It’s a lot easier to be vegan when loaded nachos are involved.
No one knows you better than your sibling. But that’s not necessarily a good thing.
Like mother, like daughter.
“I haven’t seen my girlfriend in a month. I don’t miss her.”
It’s like a Pensieve, but for sex stuff.
Lauren Hennessy identifies as male, but chooses not to pass. And his fiancé is just fine with that. This is a story about love, identity and podcasts.
Who says Sriracha ramen shouldn’t be an ice cream flavor? Well, several of my colleagues actually. They’re not speaking to me anymore. It’s awkward.
You must be looking for the acoustic version?
“You two are straight? Can I watch!?”
Sausage egg and cheese on a croissant is the new kale.
“I can’t wait to show you off at my office party.”
“I’m so tired of these fake geek guys. They’re just trying to impress us real nerd girls.”
For her, the bottom of the river is home. Homelessness doesn’t always look the way you expect it to.
“When I play Xbox, I pretend to be a phone sex operator.” For more confessions than you could ever imagine, check out the Whisper app.
Sext is natural, sext is fun, sext is best when it’s one on one.
It’s not easy being teen.
These are the moments they’ll be discussing in therapy someday.