You must be looking for the acoustic version?
“You two are straight? Can I watch!?”
Sausage egg and cheese on a croissant is the new kale.
“I can’t wait to show you off at my office party.”
“I’m so tired of these fake geek guys. They’re just trying to impress us real nerd girls.”
For her, the bottom of the river is home. Homelessness doesn’t always look the way you expect it to.
“When I play Xbox, I pretend to be a phone sex operator.” For more confessions than you could ever imagine, check out the Whisper app.
Sext is natural, sext is fun, sext is best when it’s one on one.
It’s not easy being teen.
These are the moments they’ll be discussing in therapy someday.
Waffled soft pretzel. Why didn’t I think of that?
You probably can’t afford it. And considering one of these is donkey cheese, it’s probably just as well.
“You’re just not what I picture when I think of a white person.”
Stop waffling and start making waffles.
From The Big Apple to The Big Easy.
It’s actually a fact that gentlemen prefer blonds.
Not all white people, but #YesAllBlackPeople.
Can someone wake me when it’s Friday?