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Because she's not a...
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She puts up with my childish fuckery like Edith With Googly Eyes
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She makes this face when I fart but loves me anyway.
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BECAUSE WE BOTH FUCKING LOVE CATS!
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Because she loves baths. And I love baths. And we love to do baths together.
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Because this happened.
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Because we have these two heathens.
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And this bag of fucks and cuddles.
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Because coffee is fucking awesome.
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Because she cares for me when I'm sick, having surgery, being dramatic, or all of the above.
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I cry at movies and she's ok with that.
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Because she knows the context of all of the following...
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She says this and it's fantastic.
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She has awesome Halloween ideas.
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She frequently looks like this... :D
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She knows a good Arrested Development gif can save the day.
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And this shit's just funny.
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I do this when I realize you're my lady.