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    14 Times You're Scientifically More At Risk From The Bogeyman

    Not trying to scare you or anything, you just need to be prepared...

    1. When washing your face.

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    For the love of God, DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES.

    2. Or even worse... showering.

    3. When taking your jumper off.

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    If you can do it in less than three milliseconds, you should be ok.

    4. When vacuuming.

    5. Or when blow drying your hair.

    6. When your foot sticks out from under the covers.

    7. When opening and closing blinds, curtains, doors, screens...

    8. Or using a peep hole.

    9. When watching a scary film.

    10. When you're within a 20 mile radius of a cellar, graveyard, cabin, or the woods.

    11. Plus, it turns out, when you're writing about the bogeyman on Buzzfeed.

    12. And everyone knows the chances are multiplied by 100 if you're home alone.

    13. Or in the dark.

    14. And finally, the moment you're scientifically most at risk? Whatever you do, DO NOT use the bathroom during the night. You're just asking for it if you do that.