1. Tip #1: Blazers.
Look how classy, how sharp, how refined. A blazer lets everyone know you mean business.
2. Tip #2: Patterns.
If you want to spice things up, go for a bold pattern choice. See this unapologetically plaid blazer? It says “Mr. Feeny means business, but he’s also here to party.”
3. Tip #3: Sweater Vest.
If it’s summer but you still want to look professional, go for the classic sweater vest. You’ll look dignified and cool, in every definition of the word.
4. Tip #4: Combinations.
Of course, if you want to really amp up your style, layers are key. Here we have a collegiate Mr. Feeny, sporting a sweater vest, amazing tie, textured blazer, and a killer superior attitude. And all color coordinated, no less.
Well done, George.
5. Tip #4 Supplemental.
Yet another example of a stunning ensemble outfit complemented by a smug, grinning face of condescension. A+.
6. Tip #5: Accessories can make or break an outfit.
Caught in a moment of fashion weakness, George looks less than thrilled about these outfit enhancers. But, if original Morgan asks you to join her tea party, what’re ya gonna do?
And, in my opinion, Feeny looks quite dashing in Victorian era ladies fashion.
7. Tip #6: Consistency.
If you’re trying to relate to the younger generation via your choice of garb, it’s best to go with a consistent motif.
I mean, face it, you’d laugh if someone showed up to 6th grade in just a Meat Loaf sweatshirt or hat. But both? You’re sitting with the cool kids at lunch today, Feeny.
8. Tip #7: Comfort without sacrificing style.
When giving neighborly advice over your begonia bushes, it’s best to do so in a sassy sweater. You won’t catch a chill, and you’ll look fabulous.
9. Tip #7 Supplemental.
Of course, dependent on the weather, the sweater’s weight and style can be altered. Here Feeny is donning a sexy blue cardigan, and it is working overtime for him.
Plus, look at adorable Eric, emulating Mr. Feeny’s love for plaid. So. Cute. So cute.
10. Tip #8: Every Gentleman owns a classic housecoat.
To take it to the next level, you’re going to need to purchase a dashingly patterned housecoat at your local Brooks Brothers. It’s an essential.
11. Tip #9: Safety is sexy.
Going for a late night jog to keep that physique on point? Don’t be scared to wear reflective gear. Here, George exhibits the absolute sexiest way to stay safe while keeping it tight.
12. Tip #10: When the occasion calls for it, Get Fancy.
If you ever find yourself getting married to your superior in your neighbor’s living room, don’t even think about scrimping on the fancy. Tuxedo, in classic black, and a red rose boutonniere give such a special occasion a signature Feeny style.
13. Tip #11: Confidence is Everything.
Basically, if you have ‘tude out the wazoo, you can work anything.
Work it, George. Work. It.