8. But other times, you aren’t afraid to display your emotions.
12. You’ve participated in (and won) a pageant or two in your time.
13. But, even so, you still have a few self-image issues to work out.
14. You like omitting the word “the” from normal discourse.
15. A lot.
I mean, why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?
18. You’ve proposed about 34 times.
And BJ Novak is currently planning your ceremony.
22. And extremely talented.
23. You’ve prematurely had vanity plates made.
24. And/or revolutionary business cards.
At least we know this is one Patrick Bateman would not be jealous of.
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