17 Photos Proving Barack Obama Had Polio This Whole Time

FDR stunned the world by hiding his lower-body paralysis from the people who elected him. After years of investigation, I now have ironclad proof that Barack Obama is pulling the same stunt. Don't let him run for a third term!

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Via nola.com

He sure looks confident sitting there and lying to the American people. But where are his legs?

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Via barackphotos.com

So casual. So relaxed. So comfortable in that chair -- almost as though he can't get out of it.

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Via yorkblog.com

Look at all those people standing up! But what about Barack Hussein Obama? Does he stand for no one? Does he stand for anything? Does he stand at all?

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Via csmonitor.com

Obama looks worried in this photo. Could he be hiding something? (Hint: Yes, and it's under his desk.)

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Via latimes.com

The smoking gun: He doesn't even vacuum his own office! Is he lazy, or would he just have trouble maneuvering his wheelchair on the soft carpet?

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Via democraticunderground.com

Aha! At long last, Obama's legs. But he sure isn't using them, is he?

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Via acclaimimages.com

Barack Obama doesn't walk around the White House kissing his family goodnight, like any real President would. Instead, they walk to him. I wonder why?

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Via sacurrent.com

What an athletic President! This could be a majestic jump shot...

...Or it could be the tip-off of a wheelchair basketball game. What do you think?

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Via moosroom.com

Really, Obama? Nailing shoes to your desk to make it look like you can straighten your polio-ridden lower half for the length of an entire phone call? If you think the American people are going to stand for this, think again.

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Via cnn.com

This nurse had just recovered from Ebola, so Obama gave her a hug. Very sweet.

But if he's such a strong, healthy-legged President, why is he clutching her for support, on the verge of toppling over?

Speaking of which...

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Via justjared.com

Aww, he's dancing with Michelle. That has to be a sign that he can move his legs, right?

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Via mycolumbuspower.com

Nope! When Michelle's not with him, she dances like this. Must be nice, not having to help your dishonest husband keep his balance on the dance floor!

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Via threeroadstrivia.com

Okay, he also threw out this first pitch at a White Sox game. Maybe this disproves my theory?

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Via espn.go.com

Nope! Any President can throw out a first pitch. Obama's just clever enough to keep his cane out of the frame.

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Via time.com

This may not be a real photo, but I think it gets the point across.

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Via esquire.com

Yes, okay, Obama also looks good in a swimsuit. On the other hand...

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Via sarahburgess.pinterest.com

I rest my case.

Share if you think Obama should be impeached!

But only because of the polio thing. I'm not one of those nutty Benghazi conspiracy theorists.