The SEC Burn Book

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US, AGGIES.

The Southeastern Conference (SEC) can be a scary place.

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Being in the SEC during the regular season "is like being in Africa. By the watering hole. When the animals are in heat."

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And not everyone can handle it.

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Welcome to the SEC.

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Here, "You got your freshmen....

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The University of Missouri

"Do they even go here?"

...ROTC guys...

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Texas A&M University

"I don't hate you because you're cult-like. You're cult-like because I hate you."

...Preps...

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The University of Mississippi (Ole Miss)

"We're, like, really pretty." "So you think we're really pretty?"

...JV Jocks...

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The University of Tennessee

"They asked me how to spell orange."

...Asian Nerds...

Vanderbilt University

"If you're from Nashville, why are you smart?"

...Cool Asians...

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The University of Florida

"There's a 30% chance we're already losing."

...Varsity Jocks...

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The University of Georgia

"There are two types of evil people in this world. Those who go to Florida and those who go to Auburn."

...Girls Who Eat Their Feelings...

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The University of Arkansas

"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the LSU Tigers. And the homosexuals."

...Girls Who Don't Eat Anything...

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The University of South Carolina

"We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Belk."

...Desperate Wannabees...

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Mississippi State University

"Quit trying to make cowbell happen. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN."

...Burnouts...

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Auburn University

"That's a scary mascot, bro."

...Sexually Active Band Geeks...

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The University of Kentucky

"Don't have sex. You will get pregnant. And only be relevant in basketball."

...The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet...

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Louisiana State University

"Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by Nick Saban."

...And The Worst, Beware Of The Plastics."

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The University of Alabama

"On Wednesdays, we wear Houndstooth."

At the end of the day, though, we come together to judge the other conferences.

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We're the best, and we're sorry you're all jealous.

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Keep trying, though.

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We'll still be here.

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