4. “Future Wives of One Direction of America Club.”
7. Drake is getting married (he just doesn’t know it yet).
8. And J. Beebs is going to be a one-woman man too.
9. These guys are out to start some sort of flamingo-centric business.
15. Of course, there are a lot of reasonable, down-to-earth future careers too…
25. Jaki’s aspiration, though, is the most universal ambition:
26. Based off of this Tumblr post.
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