So my sister was seeing this guy at the beginning of the year for a couple months. They saw each other regularly, talked and texted often, and made plans. Then the dude just DROPS OFF the face of the earth. When he texted her the other day to say “hello”, AFTER 6 MONTHS NO CONTACT, this is what she said:
Periwinkle is a huge fatty. She loves to flop over and have her fat roll to the ground.