1. Your diary is under your bed
If you’re stupid enough to write down all your secrets in a book, anyway.
6. They can use your collection of coloured pens
They are so going to lose the lids.
7. Your parents got mad at you the other night
(Could be used as ammunition)
8. You got so drunk you were throwing up on the street all night
(Could also be used as ammunition)
11. You would do anything for money
Including tidying their room for them.
12. The names of anyone you fancy
ANYONE. Including celebrities.
16. You don’t know who plays for England, or understand the offside rule
And actually, that you couldn’t care less either.