TOP 14 TIPS TO SURVIVE YOUR GCSEs

May and June: the time of year when exams have begun to take their toll on us and we just need a breath of fresh air - maybe somewhere on a deserted island with 24/7 Wi-Fi. But that's as likely to happen as the Earth getting pregnant and having multiple earthlings so we've kind of given up that hope.

1. Stock up on that coke...you'll need it.

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High on coke = high marks on exams.

P.S. This is not an endorsement to take drugs. I am totally against drugs. Totally.

2. Eat.

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Eat like there is no tomorrow! Well no tomorrow involving joyful prancing about in your bikini on the beach. But who cares? If your going to die from that Maths exam your dreading you might as well die with a bit of pizza in your mouth. Right? No. Ok. Moving swiftly on...

3. Dance to release that pent up stress.

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What no one will know is that you are internally combusting with the thought of all those history chapters you need to get through.

4. Tea, tea, tea, tea...

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It is the best thing to relax your tense brain muscles and yeah I am British.

5. Sleep!

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I know it sounds stupid. Why would I sleep when I have a few hundred exams tomorrow? Well you don't want this happening do you:

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7. Or this:

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8. Watch a brain surgery on youtube. Trust me on this one.

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Watching someone else get their brain chopped up is weirdly relaxing.

WARNING: Not for those with weak hearts or stomachs.

9. Get in a fight with a sibling...

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Maybe not with as many guns or flying cars.

10. REVISE

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11. Hygiene - what's that?

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Nobody's got no time to take a shower.

12. Remember to BREATHE!

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Use those lungs!

13. And if all of those tips don't work out you know what to do...

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Exit the exam in style.