McClueless

Cream cheese and paprika ??

Met a guy on Bumble when I was in my 20s. He lived 30 minutes away, asked if I could come pick him up (tried to give him the benefit doubt). When I picked him up I tried to ask what happened to his car. He said it was in the shop (whew) because he hit an ran someone last week (!!!!!)… Read More

#1 I once had a customer that I presumed to have a real case of OCD. They asked for a water with 8 ice cubes and at first i thought it was a joke until I brought them the glass. He went bonkers and asked to see the manager. I poured out the glass and there were 9 ice cubes.... my… Read More

I was waitressing for a large party that consisted of a family for a young mans birthday (about 15). To add my family was also dining in that night and was sitting a few feet away. At the end of the meal I asked them if there was anything else I could get them. The boy responds with… Read More

I was home alone one night and decided it was time to go to bed. I left the hall light on just because I get a little paranoid sometimes. My door was about an inch off the carpet so I could clearly see a thick beam of light coming from the hallway under the door. I heard creaking… Read More

Everyday is a gift and not a given right - Nickleback

I worked at Banana Republic as a seasonal employee and I had only had 1 day of training prior to Black Friday. That morning I worked my first 8 hour shift in my whole life at 16 years old. The dress code required us to wear high heels and that was just the begining. Throughout the… Read More

My boyfriend wanted to go down on my but I was on my period, yet he still insisted. Funny enough he came back up gagging and then ran off and puked in my bathroom. Once he finally calmed down he claimed he swallowed a "blot clot". It was throughly embarrassing and hilarious at the… Read More

Dick Smith?? The father of special effects makeup.

My 3 friends and I were in an abandoned convalescent hospital and there was a bunch of glass all over the floor. We were messing with eachother by throwing it an claiming the place was haunted because, it didnt appear to be. Then when we were all looking at eachother trying to figure… Read More