10 Things Liverpudlians Are Tired Of Hearing

Just stop it, la.

1. "OHMYGOD where did you buy that outfit?"

Via i3.mirror.co.uk

"Cricket."

which may be code for "St John's"

Whatever, Scouse girls wear it best.

2. "Why do you lot always go on about The Beatles?"

Via beatlesource.com

Possibly because they were the greatest band ever and modern music wouldn't have been the same without them?

Also, because everyone's nan knew Paul McCartney, apparently.

3. "What exactly IS a superlambanana?"

Via secure.evertonfc.com

A lamb crossbred with a banana. Duh.

Also, the most adorable non-official city mascot of all time. Move over liverbird.

4. "Do you know Pete Price?"

Via pbs.twimg.com

"KNOW HIM? He once banned me from his radio show and told me I wasn't scouse enough because I told him Cilla Black should have got braces."

5. "Who is the best football team in the world?"

Via i.dailymail.co.uk

*Insert quasi-religious sworn allegiance to favourite group of football kicking divas*

6. "Who is ScouseBirdProblems?"

Via i.dailymail.co.uk

A Goddess among huns with a Twitter full of wisdom.

7. "Oh I only consume under 600 calories a day."

Via Twitter: @ScouseBirdProbs

Hahahahahahahahaa

Get a pan o' Scouse down yer.

8. "My fave Scouser is Paul O'Grady!"

Via static.guim.co.uk

Bitch, Paul O'Grady is a wool.

Ok, a really nice wool.

Which is rare.

9. "Where should we go on a night out?"

Via media-cdn.tripadvisor.com

Obvs depends on taste but

POP WORLD POP WORLD POP WORLD.

A load of Irish guys and S Club 7's greatest hits? YES PLEASE.

10. "Why is Liverpool such an amazing city?"

Via bollandlowe.net

*Files nails nonchalantly*

Oh I dunno, probably because we are home to world class entertainment and sport, plus you can talk to anyone and by the end of the conversation you'll know their life history and possibly be invited round for tea.

*Goes back to filing*