2. She has her own cable TV show.
3. She cares about the environment.
5. She dresses up a drab uniform with fun, early ’00s accessories.
Butterfly hair clips and beaver backpack for the win!
6. She’s honest about her flaws.
7. She feels comfortable using legal jargon in her everyday life.
8. She hates strenous exercise.
9. She gives a good pep talk.
10. She’s all about the casual wear.
12. She values the friends she already has, so she won’t ditch you for any wannabes.
13. She’s great with a megaphone.
14. She’s trendy.
Show me one person who didn’t love a good razor scooter in 2001 and I’ll show you a liar.
16. She’s not going to put your friendship on the line because of your peasant lies.
17. She will always be there for you, rooting you on!