2. She has her own cable TV show.
3. She cares about the environment.
5. She dresses up a drab uniform with fun, early ’00s accessories.
Butterfly hair clips and beaver backpack for the win!
7. She feels comfortable using legal jargon in her everyday life.
9. She gives a good pep talk.
12. She values the friends she already has, so she won’t ditch you for any wannabes.
14. She’s trendy.
Show me one person who didn’t love a good razor scooter in 2001 and I’ll show you a liar.