You Wish You Would Have Thought Of These 8 April Fools Pranks!

You would have never came up with these pranks and if you did, you may wish that you didn't!

1. The I hate my kids and want them to be tortured all day prank!

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Midnight March 31, set clocks ahead 2 hours, unscrew shower head, insert chicken bullion cubes, replace head. Crush more bouillon cubes, pour into child's shoes
5am April 1st (7 am adjusted time) start yelling "Get your ass out of bed, you're late for school !"
Result, child arrives 2 hours early for class, smells vaguely of chicken all day

/u/MyKarmaKiledURDogma really must have it out for his children’s social lives! Getting them up early, then giving them a shower with chicken bullions? He better start sleeping with one eye open for the retaliation!

2. I’m fat and don’t care what you think. Or an excuse to eat a ton of pudding all day and just call it a prank!

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Empty a jar of mayonnaise, clean. Fill with vanilla pudding. Walk around with a spoon, and have an occasional bite. People really don't like the sight.

/u/TheDemographic has a ginormously amazing idea. He has finally figured out a way to walk around and eat all the pudding he can dream of without criticism! If anyone questions his landwhale ways, he can simply say, “It’s just a prank, bro.”

3. Boy! That sure escalated quickly!

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If you work in an office.
Find an unsuspecting coworker.
Put clear tape over the laser on the underside of their mouse.
Unplug the mouse
Plug in a second mouse and run it over to your desk. Move it occasionally.
Open their desk drawer and take a shit in it.

Honestly, this prank started out pretty good! Nobody got hurt, you might get a little rage out of it, and it’s all fun! But suddenly, it gets wild! We go from innocently screwing with your office-mate to biological warfare. Try this one with caution.

4. You screwed with my food, didn’t you?

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See, someone at work eating something in the morning. Walk over them as if you're trying not to laugh. "How's your breakfast?" you ask, whatever they say, walk off smirking. Through-out the day keep asking them, at least once every hour "How're you feeling after your breakfast". Maybe a drop in "You're looking a bit pale, might have been the breakfast". I guarantee that if you do it right, they'll be sick, or develop actual unwellness.

/u/Projectmayhem666 has a perfect idea. The reverse prank. Make them think you’re going to strike or have already struck without even doing anything. This is perfect for the people who have totally forgot about the day! Be careful though, this may get you an appointment with that new HR chick.

5. Wife! You’re going crazy!

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Two years ago I switched the location of the kitchen drawers.

/u/Autotoxicosis’s idea is only good for the people with girlfriends or wives! The night before when she is fast asleep, go around and switch all the drawers in the kitchen. She won’t be able to find anything! Remember, deny, deny deny! Use caution here though, make sure she will laugh at this prank and not break up with you!

6. See me! What? See who?

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At work leave a post-it note on someone's desk that says "See me immediately!". Then make the signature illegible.

/u/wee_man has an awesome idea with literally no consequences. There’s no way to know who did it or who they should actually see. This will jump to straight level 100 awkwardness in no time! Best part, you get to stand on the sidelines and watch them sweat!

7. Fool me once, shame on me. Feel me twice, wait. You’re 5. Why am I falling for this?!

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My youngest was good. At age 4 she came running out of her room screaming, "Oscar is pooping on my bed!" Her mom, brother, sister and I all jumped up, jumped over Oscar (the dog) and ran into her room. April Fool!
At age 5 she ran out of her room yelling, "The gerbil's having babies!" Everybody ran into her room, again, April fool!

/u/slowshot told this story, but I honestly think they may be a little slow themsleves. The dog pooping on the bed prank is a classic and quite funny for a child to think of on their own. But the gerbil having babies? Come on! You know that isn’t happening! This kid is going places.

8. What the hell, can this even count as a prank?

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Put PCP in the water cooler. This one is always hilarious. If you need a guy, let me know.

All I can think of for this is “wot”. But it really sounds crazy enough it might actually work. Get into the office an hour before everyone, swap out the always low water cooler and add a little flavor. Suggest people drink it; watch the party unfold. You may want to set up cameras and watch this from home though, PCP makes people crave brains!